Back So Soon?

As promised, All Idol, All the Time!  Off the air for only 5 days-not even a full week..

We got high on Paula's old brownies already (see last AI Post) so what's next?

Three guesses.....and the 1st one don't count.  I'll give you a hint...

_ _ _ , Drugs & Rock & Roll!

Jello has a sex tape!  Hubby before Marco Polo co-stars, currently working on distribution.  I'll say he did some distributing already!

Strike while the iron is hot.  Randy Jackson of Journey and Grampa Steven Bestseller List Tyler renewed their contracts for next season already.  And for some strange reason, both made more $ than Jello last season. 

Some way to embellish your resume!  As if being the most beautiful woman in America was not enough to put her on top.  (hahahaha.)

In all seriousness-this is one helluva way to break the glass ceiling at FOX.  True to GOP protocol-sex sells, especially with no substance.  And they will use it (to their advantage) 'til you lose it.

Keep up the good work. ?


 

Bongo Jovi - King of all Media

About a month ago, Jonny Bravo is crying about the death of record stores (yeah-me too), BUT blaming I-Tunes (who puts calimari in his belly & clams in his bank account).   We all know Steve Job's love for music (US Festival) and he put $ back in the artist's hands after the file-stealing mess.  Now all of a sudden JonBo has plugged in and discovered this interweb thingy, and proclaims he can run the Bongo empire all by himself.  Yeah, it works with a household name and an established fanbase of Milfs watching Yoda & Kelly Lee eating bon bons, but millions of starving indie kids still suffer a lonely career busking to anonymous IP's on SpyMace..   Remember the Little Runaway video on MTV?  Without it, you'd still be stuck in the mud of No Jersey.   In our face every hour.  Climbing aboard the hairspray bandwagon faster than Richie SamBoring climbs on the bimbo-du-jour.   That could also explain Boring's lack of interest in playing any relevant guitar on the records-so many chicks, so little time.  Bongo belts out stories that still speak to Jill Sixpack, and Boring bends one note for 12 bars (It's my Life).  What a life...  I used to go to the record store to pick up chicks.  Maybe I should check out Jovi's tour...

New Favorite Band!

Who cares what they're singin about!  Translate the name in English and you get spam for Boner Pills!



I love trio's.  And they've had 9 personnel changes-almost as many as YES.

Superior Race

Noted that quite a few of the local industrialists have been aquired by Swedish corporate conglomerates.
Clearly a superior race, thriving after the economic collapse, and known for producing the finest guitarists AND girls: