Warms my rotting heart that I got 59 pageviews in a week from METALSUCKS readers on a rant about American Idol. (Goog stats are as addictive as crack.)
These are not big TwitSpace FuckBook fan numbers to brag about. I'm just an old hack (guitars & type) pissing in the wind, on slow moving targets.
But it does prove, once again, that Metalheads are the most open minded, devoted, and well rounded music fans in the FUCKING UNIVERSE. (The girls are especially well rounded.)
Something we can all be proud of. Standing "O". Flick yer Bic. Wooo fuckin Whooo!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Back So Soon?
As promised, All Idol, All the Time! Off the air for only 5 days-not even a full week..
We got high on Paula's old brownies already (see last AI Post) so what's next?
Three guesses.....and the 1st one don't count. I'll give you a hint...
_ _ _ , Drugs & Rock & Roll!
Jello has a sex tape! Hubby before Marco Polo co-stars, currently working on distribution. I'll say he did some distributing already!
Strike while the iron is hot. Randy Jackson of Journey and Grampa Steven Bestseller List Tyler renewed their contracts for next season already. And for some strange reason, both made more $ than Jello last season.
Some way to embellish your resume! As if being the most beautiful woman in America was not enough to put her on top. (hahahaha.)
In all seriousness-this is one helluva way to break the glass ceiling at FOX. True to GOP protocol-sex sells, especially with no substance. And they will use it (to their advantage) 'til you lose it.
Keep up the good work. ?
We got high on Paula's old brownies already (see last AI Post) so what's next?
Three guesses.....and the 1st one don't count. I'll give you a hint...
_ _ _ , Drugs & Rock & Roll!
Jello has a sex tape! Hubby before Marco Polo co-stars, currently working on distribution. I'll say he did some distributing already!
Strike while the iron is hot. Randy Jackson of Journey and Grampa Steven Bestseller List Tyler renewed their contracts for next season already. And for some strange reason, both made more $ than Jello last season.
Some way to embellish your resume! As if being the most beautiful woman in America was not enough to put her on top. (hahahaha.)
In all seriousness-this is one helluva way to break the glass ceiling at FOX. True to GOP protocol-sex sells, especially with no substance. And they will use it (to their advantage) 'til you lose it.
Keep up the good work. ?
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Pink Floyd - Grabs that Cash!
Roller Note: Old News-This is a reposting. Blog previously munched by Google Technology while down magically appeared in the form of three drafts, 2 weeks later. Thanks Goog, I think. Original train of thought prevails.
Big fans like me pay big bucks. Not much quality studio work from them beyond "the big 4 albums", leaves us begging for scraps. The Roller admits he's shelled out $100 a pop to See Gilmour & Waters solo re-hashish tours 'cause he missed them in the day.
Supposedly missing tracks or just alternate versions + live material coming out in "humongous" packages soon. (gotta learn how to post these links!)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/may/10/pink-floyd-unreleased-tracks-on-emi
7 disc version of the Wall? With & without orchestra? Scrapped Solos? Re-mixed Gomer Pile? 3 discs alone of Ambient Worm Noise? Collect them all!
Shit- I already have 4 Walls -ha ha- if ya count vinyl, CD, Roger's Berlin Dismantling & the Movie.
Yep-they have tons of tapes-Dave does actually play different solos in the studio shots on Pompei while recording DSOTM. Do ya really need all those interviews they cut to whittle it down to "There is no dark side of the moon really." Ha ha-they gotcha again! Way back then!
And I'm sure Roger has acoustic demos of every freaking album on cassettes he made on acid in his garden shed. Plus alternate versions of those on shrooms AND homegrown.
It might be nice to actually hear what Richard contributed to the Wall before the family fued.
Each album will probably come in a backwards version too, in 5.1 surround and dolby digital, 3G, 4G, Wifi, 3D and 4D! With a CD ROM & a Blu ray copy! We know Storm has loads of artwork ready to go too.
Don't give me none of that do goody good bullshit. Welcome to the Machine & Have a Cigar literally have become post apocalyptic reality.
WTF...How much more do we have to shell out to hear "something" original they might have left off?
Like the "The Tigers Break Wind?" Just gotta say it- Stink Floyd!
Is this truly The Final rip off...?
Keeping MY wallet on the DSOTM for now.
Big fans like me pay big bucks. Not much quality studio work from them beyond "the big 4 albums", leaves us begging for scraps. The Roller admits he's shelled out $100 a pop to See Gilmour & Waters solo re-hashish tours 'cause he missed them in the day.
Supposedly missing tracks or just alternate versions + live material coming out in "humongous" packages soon. (gotta learn how to post these links!)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/may/10/pink-floyd-unreleased-tracks-on-emi
7 disc version of the Wall? With & without orchestra? Scrapped Solos? Re-mixed Gomer Pile? 3 discs alone of Ambient Worm Noise? Collect them all!
Shit- I already have 4 Walls -ha ha- if ya count vinyl, CD, Roger's Berlin Dismantling & the Movie.
Yep-they have tons of tapes-Dave does actually play different solos in the studio shots on Pompei while recording DSOTM. Do ya really need all those interviews they cut to whittle it down to "There is no dark side of the moon really." Ha ha-they gotcha again! Way back then!
And I'm sure Roger has acoustic demos of every freaking album on cassettes he made on acid in his garden shed. Plus alternate versions of those on shrooms AND homegrown.
It might be nice to actually hear what Richard contributed to the Wall before the family fued.
Each album will probably come in a backwards version too, in 5.1 surround and dolby digital, 3G, 4G, Wifi, 3D and 4D! With a CD ROM & a Blu ray copy! We know Storm has loads of artwork ready to go too.
Don't give me none of that do goody good bullshit. Welcome to the Machine & Have a Cigar literally have become post apocalyptic reality.
WTF...How much more do we have to shell out to hear "something" original they might have left off?
Like the "The Tigers Break Wind?" Just gotta say it- Stink Floyd!
Is this truly The Final rip off...?
Keeping MY wallet on the DSOTM for now.
Idol Season Re-Crap
Congrats to Scotty! Wins Idol, and gets big smooch on the lips from #2. Might need chapperones on the tour. Haley's restraining order on Grampa Steve might be revised to include Casey.
Results confirm FOX success with the NASCAR crowd. Look for more Fox stars to pop up in commercials like Randy @ Walmart. Jello is all over the makeup & should do well with a mail order bun burner video. Steve's book sales make him a candidate for the next wave e-reader, but I'm thinkin' Slim Jims-that MOUTH is a goldmine! Ryan could introduce manscaping to mulletheads.
Lotsa stuff to keep us old folks captive and curious about Fords & Droids, and our minds off the rhoids...
The ending hype was riddled with the usual last minute rush production gaffes. Most from the mixing board-Full Sail graduates? Judas Priest looked great-but you couldn't hear Glen's solo. James out screeched poor old Rob, but blew some lyrics. Suprisingly good 4 second solo, from the last second replacement for KK. Catch the Epitaph Tour-meaning already dead? Metal reality outdoes Spinal Tap once again.
The women of Idol 9 did a number together. All forgotten but not gone. Gone and Forgotten. You get it. Sucky in general.
More Growlin' from Ca-sey & Tenacious J.B. on "Scat" Bottom Girls. Haven't they learned in 9 seasons to stop trying to cover Queen? Hot chicks on bikes couldn't save this bit. Fat Bearded Guys you make that rocking world go round? Last minute attempt at humor-cute for about two seconds-epic dud.
Paesan Tony DiBennedetto lent some class to the affair, yet the obvious stylistic jazzbo pairing with Haley ended up pushing Idol's exploitation of the lolita concept even further past the rapture. Did I see a hint of jealousy in Grampa Steve's beady eyes? (Maybe just too much mascara.)
More blatant sexual innuendo from Jello & her pimp Marco. "Look at my butt shake! Just Look at it!." "Yes Dear, Very Nice! Keep it up while I sing." "Now Stop Distracting Me! My Voice is Cracking!" Rotten was very suprised to see the butt in full operation after suspecting that it's deterioration was previously covered up a few weeks ago by hammerpants. Repeat-Bun Burner Video.
Beyonce was beautiful & Spidey freaked me out, but Bono was boring.
Almost last, but not least-with two minutes left, from the bench......
Grandpa Pedophile Weird Uncle Steven Tyler of Aeroshit belts out "most" of his greatest hit! And actually nails the high note for a second! I will stop making fun of him for maybe one day. He really earned it. Where's that oxygen?
Time to get off the couch for summer. See ya in JAN. Unless the hype machine throws us a new Judge or something juicy from the tour I can bitch about. You heard it here first.
But Wait! Lookie There! KaraDioLaguardiaAirport sez she almost died from eating hash brownies at Paula Abdul's house! They weren't hers but they were in her fridge? Come on! What a teenage stoner excuse! And Governator's Procreator list has grown to 13 concubines in as many days!
Faithfully Yours,
Rotten
Results confirm FOX success with the NASCAR crowd. Look for more Fox stars to pop up in commercials like Randy @ Walmart. Jello is all over the makeup & should do well with a mail order bun burner video. Steve's book sales make him a candidate for the next wave e-reader, but I'm thinkin' Slim Jims-that MOUTH is a goldmine! Ryan could introduce manscaping to mulletheads.
Lotsa stuff to keep us old folks captive and curious about Fords & Droids, and our minds off the rhoids...
The ending hype was riddled with the usual last minute rush production gaffes. Most from the mixing board-Full Sail graduates? Judas Priest looked great-but you couldn't hear Glen's solo. James out screeched poor old Rob, but blew some lyrics. Suprisingly good 4 second solo, from the last second replacement for KK. Catch the Epitaph Tour-meaning already dead? Metal reality outdoes Spinal Tap once again.
The women of Idol 9 did a number together. All forgotten but not gone. Gone and Forgotten. You get it. Sucky in general.
More Growlin' from Ca-sey & Tenacious J.B. on "Scat" Bottom Girls. Haven't they learned in 9 seasons to stop trying to cover Queen? Hot chicks on bikes couldn't save this bit. Fat Bearded Guys you make that rocking world go round? Last minute attempt at humor-cute for about two seconds-epic dud.
Paesan Tony DiBennedetto lent some class to the affair, yet the obvious stylistic jazzbo pairing with Haley ended up pushing Idol's exploitation of the lolita concept even further past the rapture. Did I see a hint of jealousy in Grampa Steve's beady eyes? (Maybe just too much mascara.)
More blatant sexual innuendo from Jello & her pimp Marco. "Look at my butt shake! Just Look at it!." "Yes Dear, Very Nice! Keep it up while I sing." "Now Stop Distracting Me! My Voice is Cracking!" Rotten was very suprised to see the butt in full operation after suspecting that it's deterioration was previously covered up a few weeks ago by hammerpants. Repeat-Bun Burner Video.
Beyonce was beautiful & Spidey freaked me out, but Bono was boring.
Almost last, but not least-with two minutes left, from the bench......
Grandpa Pedophile Weird Uncle Steven Tyler of Aeroshit belts out "most" of his greatest hit! And actually nails the high note for a second! I will stop making fun of him for maybe one day. He really earned it. Where's that oxygen?
Time to get off the couch for summer. See ya in JAN. Unless the hype machine throws us a new Judge or something juicy from the tour I can bitch about. You heard it here first.
But Wait! Lookie There! KaraDioLaguardiaAirport sez she almost died from eating hash brownies at Paula Abdul's house! They weren't hers but they were in her fridge? Come on! What a teenage stoner excuse! And Governator's Procreator list has grown to 13 concubines in as many days!
Faithfully Yours,
Rotten
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