Saturday, March 9, 2013

Wot? No Idol Comments?

Sorry Kids.  Really can't stand to even look at Sticky Melange.  Wish I had Tivo and could shoot right past her crap analysis.  And wot's with her voice?  Is that even her singing on her records?

And who's that other guy?  At least he has a hot wife.  In all fairness he's a fine Cuntry Picker, just not a great judge.  That makes Randy Jackson of Journey (?) the main draw this year.  The only opinion that matters.  Dawg!  Nice Eyewear Dude!

Haven't been able to sit thru 15 consecutive minutes this season without falling asleep.    And the guys this year really suck.  Thank God for Mariah's boobies!

But if you're gonna base the show on boobs alone, I might give The Voice another shot.  Even though Mariah's a better singer.  But I hear Chestina's are fake.  They sure are nice though.....

I really miss Jello & Grandpappy Steve.  This panel makes Kara DioLaguardia look like the Queen of all media.  Sorry I misjudged you in the past.  You don't know what you've got until it's gone....Yeah...you too Simon.


The catfight isn't even doing it for me.  It's pretty obvious who's the better singer & judge.  Two in a row.
Three if you count the boobs.  Or two.   Or five if you're counting boobs.....
(don't forget SeaShell)

......OUT!