Thursday, April 28, 2011

New Favorite Band!

Who cares what they're singin about!  Translate the name in English and you get spam for Boner Pills!



I love trio's.  And they've had 9 personnel changes-almost as many as YES.

Holy Fuck!

I can't ignore their name, or stop LMAO.  Bullit & Flaming Wreckage too!  (1st car chase action film, kids)  Poor doggie.  I hate cats..

Prog Rock Flashback

Early Influence of NWOBHM & Rush they'd like us to forget.  Very rare good quality footage - A"must see" for the kids who dig "Suckhammer" or "Shit Shit Sudio".  (Shut up and play yer drums, Phil.)
OOPS! Almost forgot to blast Mike & the Mechanics; "it's too late when we die"  Yep. 

Take me to your leader

 
Sammy Hagar is our Ambassador to Remulac

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

American Idol Rocks!

Yeah, I watch Idol, so what?  Fan since the beginning-all those kids blow me away.  Rockers have been stepping up all along, and finally we have a real contender - odds at this time are on James to win this year.  Kids singin' Metal! Warms this old rotting heart.

Betting on the losers is a science.  The choke factor changes as fast as fans switch sides, and ATT changes plans.  Starting this blog mid season, all my best bits were voted off already..."Old MacDonald had a farm...e i e i o...." along with Kia, Sephia, Solo Mio, and Funky Cold Medina (you figure it out).

More fun to attacking the horrible production for this top rated show.  Hated the old band, and the new lineup is worse-actually making the kids fail.   They might take a tip from my old fave Constantine, who stopped by recently with an ingenious arrangement of an old classic, making the Idol band sound like the Troggs.  And I will never forgive them for making the blind kid dance!  x..p..al..Atrocious!

The hype makes this thing fly, and somehow the kids survive - being oogled by grandaddy Tyler, dancing on Fords, joining the peace corps, all on a strict diet of Coca Cola.

Aerosmith sales have increased 300 percent due since Steve became a judge.  I'm sure Judas Priest made new fans.   J-Lo is now "officially" top of the hotties, just sitting there talking.  And Randy has an Eyewear Line! 

I do miss Simon, and Ellen never got a chance to be funny - she didn't really need Idol and is doing fine on her own.

Somebody do me a solid and tell me who violated Kara, I can't figure it out, and I'm not popping for the book.  Is it a coincidence that it's coming out during the season?

The Voice vs Idol

Gave it a shot-probably NOT.  Heavier on reality than Idol, and contestants are much less on the WOW factor.  All had a bad road, and no talent.  Carson Daly is still boring as hell.  Looks like the old Millionaire set, with rotating chairs from the bridge of the Starship Enterprise?  "No Intelligent Life Here, Captain.  Beaming Down..."

ps....I DON'T want you!

Rockin Birds!

They know a good Axe!

Gaga over Maiden!

Unbelievable!...Lady Gaga roadied for Grammy Winning Iron Maiden-

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1634423.php/Lady-Gaga-worked-as-a-roadie-on-Iron-Maiden-s-tour

Also a fan of Led Zeppelin long before she started shopping for clothes at Home Depot;


I want an Eddie Doll! (Action Figure) Look for The Trooper too! Collect them all!
All I had was GI Joe & Evel Knievil.  And Maiden has a Grammy?  Up the Irons!  

Superior Race

Noted that quite a few of the local industrialists have been aquired by Swedish corporate conglomerates.
Clearly a superior race, thriving after the economic collapse, and known for producing the finest guitarists AND girls:

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

What happened to Katy?

She was a hot rockin girl w/ a cool retro image.  So I didn't even recognize her on Idol last week with the local child molester.  And that techno noise?   Poor girl, why would you want to rip-off Gaga?  Vampire Robot from Remulac:
    

Family Friendly Bunny!

Sorry I'm a little late with this one-few days after Easter.  Our favorite bunny rabbit who plays drums grabbing his girlfriends ass in public.  Parents Enjoy!

Judas Priest off's KK, then the World


Going out with a bang?  Thud.  Before the farewell tour, KK Downing quits the band.  Why?  My opinion-The diva gets more cash.  As one of the 3 original members (who still has one, I'm told)  KK wants his fair share.  But since the hag feels he's being dragged out, he makes the demands.  Now the kid from Lauren Harris band gets the slot, and probably gets less than KK would have.  Probably less than the expendable drummer and bassist, too.  Now there's more for Rob.  Good business-bad kharma.

Rob is a unique singer that put them on the map, so he might deserve more.  But for old times sake, the fans are left with another half assed version of Priest.  Or one assed....  (no offense to Tipton for hanging on)