Our Last Sin drummer cooks! Cupcakes! Kimmee Masi starts her own biz - Confections of a Rock Star. She found an eco-friendly app for all those empty guitar cases Pete Townshend had lying around...
Not sure how the frosting remains intact. If Les Paul were alive, he'd have it figured out-and refrigerated. (Dual coil humbucking magnets on the foil tins and a NiCad wireless rechargeable coolant system would be in order.)
Look for her somewhere on the real Jersey Shore. Please ignore the MTV stereotypes and wish her the best.
Mixing Cement in Hollyweird, Jane's Addiction just got plastered on the Guitar Center Walk of Fame, and announced a new studio album. Anything to keep Dave Navarro out of the financial industry would be greatly appreciated. Confirm's Citibank's recent ranking in the top ten for worst customer service.
Gene Simmons Premium Financing customers can't complain because they are near death. Can you spot the aging rock star?
Trumpty Dumpty taught him something...about hair maybe.
The Bat Liz has to be just as old as his new partners at Cool Springs Life. Maybe older? "Just For Men." Red Power Tie is very agressive! Sharkskin Pinstripes are downright Gangsta!
Cool Springs? Sounds like bottled water...And you thought the original KISS concept was confusing? Try to follow their contract! Only pays if you die before final payment is due. You bet your life! And play to lose! Only millionaires with offspring and trophy wives need apply.
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