Bongo Jovi - King of all Media

About a month ago, Jonny Bravo is crying about the death of record stores (yeah-me too), BUT blaming I-Tunes (who puts calimari in his belly & clams in his bank account).   We all know Steve Job's love for music (US Festival) and he put $ back in the artist's hands after the file-stealing mess.  Now all of a sudden JonBo has plugged in and discovered this interweb thingy, and proclaims he can run the Bongo empire all by himself.  Yeah, it works with a household name and an established fanbase of Milfs watching Yoda & Kelly Lee eating bon bons, but millions of starving indie kids still suffer a lonely career busking to anonymous IP's on SpyMace..   Remember the Little Runaway video on MTV?  Without it, you'd still be stuck in the mud of No Jersey.   In our face every hour.  Climbing aboard the hairspray bandwagon faster than Richie SamBoring climbs on the bimbo-du-jour.   That could also explain Boring's lack of interest in playing any relevant guitar on the records-so many chicks, so little time.  Bongo belts out stories that still speak to Jill Sixpack, and Boring bends one note for 12 bars (It's my Life).  What a life...  I used to go to the record store to pick up chicks.  Maybe I should check out Jovi's tour...